Welcome To The Big Top

A screaming clown, in velvet, with a red hat. This is not the clown.

Have you come to speak with me?

If so, speak. I am used to noise. I've been listening to everything for many years now.

A seated clown, gasping, in a large red wig. No, this is not the clown.

Clown got your tongue? Try:

clown

balloon

tent

hint

Take me home, please

A serious clown with a big red nose. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.

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No, really! Please!