Welcome to the Circus

A screaming clown, in velvet, with a red hat. This is not the clown.

Have you come to speak with me?

If so, speak.

A seated clown, gasping, in a large red wig. No, this is not the clown.

Clown got your tongue? Try:

clown

balloon

tent

I want to go home, please

A serious clown with a big red nose. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.

No, really! Please!